No Cow on the Ice — Tee

Description

Der er ingen ko på isen. “There is no cow on the ice.” Danish for: nothing is wrong, stop worrying, this is fine.

The full version adds …så længe koen ikke er på isen — as long as the cow’s tail is still on land — which tells you everything about how Danish reassurance works. Calm, specific, and quietly aware that things could get much worse.

Minimal and sober: a short palette, a horizon line, and a cow rendered with as few decisions as possible. Nothing cute, nothing smiling.

For the calmest person in the group chat, and for anyone learning to become one.

Two versions, one page

Choose Artwork only for the illustration on its own, or With saying to get “Der er ingen ko på isen” drawn into the composition in its original language. Same garment either way — pick your version above.

The shirt

• Bella+Canvas 3001 · 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton · 4.2 oz/yd² (heather shades include a small amount of polyester)
• Unisex retail fit · side-seamed · pre-shrunk · tear-away label
• Sizes S–3XL · choose your colourway above

Printed on demand, shipped worldwide

Nothing is made until you order it. Your design is printed in the fulfilment centre closest to your address — usually within 2–5 business days — and then shipped. Flat-rate shipping: $7.95 in the US, $12.95 everywhere else. Shipping & returns.

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